How to Keep a Woman Happy?

Source: E-mail forward

It’s not difficult?

All you have to do is to be:

1. A friend

2. A companion

3. A lover

4. A brother

5. A father

6. A master

7. A chef

8. An electrician

9. A carpenter

10. A plumber

11. A mechanic

12. A decorator

13. A stylist

14. A sexologist

15. A gynecologist

16. A psychologist

17. A pest exterminator

18. A psychiatrist

19. A healer

20. A good listener

21. An organizer

22. A good father

23. Very clean

24. Sympathetic

25. Athletic

26. Warm

27. Attentive

28. Gallant

29. Intelligent

30. Funny

31. Creative

32. Tender

33. Strong

34. Understanding

35. Tolerant

36. Prudent

37. Ambitious

38. Capable

39. Courageous

40. Determined

41. True

42. Dependable

43. Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. Give her compliments regularly

45. Love shopping

46. Be honest

47. Be very rich

48. Not stress her out

49. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :

1. Leave him in peace

2. Feed him well.

3. Let him have the remote control.

Men …. what a demanding creature !!!!!!!

Kapaleeshwar Temple

This ancient Shiva Temple in Mylapore is a classic Dravidian temple complete with gopurams and a tank. The 8th century Pallavan architecture and inscriptions dating back to 13th century found on its walls are noteworthy. The streets and shops around the temple sell everything, from flowers and vegetables to silver and gold.
This picture was taken from the Bus-Stand opposite to the Temple.


This is the view of the lake in front of the Temple.

Color Codes in MS Excel

If you want to apply some color in your Excel Sheet through the UDF, then use the following Color codes:

SL No.	Color	Color Code
1	White	2
2	Lavender	39
3	Pale Blue	37
4	Light Turquoise	34
5	Light Green	35
6	Light Yellow	36
7	Tan	40
8	Rose	38
9	Grey 25%	15
10	Plum	54
11	Sky Blue	33
12	Turquoise	8
13	Bright Green	4
14	Yellow	6
15	Gold	44
16	Pink	7
17	Grey 40%	48
18	Voilet	13
19	Light Blue	41
20	Aqua	42
21	Sea Green	50
22	Lime	43
23	Light Orange	45
24	Red	3
25	Grey 50%	16
26	Blue-Grey	47
27	Blue	5
28	Teal	14
29	Green	10
30	Dark Yellow	12
31	Orange	46
32	Dark Red	9
33	Grey 80%	56
34	Indigo	55
35	Dark Blue	11
36	Dark Teal	49
37	Dark Green	51
38	Olive Green	52
39	Brown	53
40	Black	1

Ctrl+Shift+Numericals Excel Keyboard Shortcuts

Short Cut	Name
Ctrl+Shift+`	Apply General format
Ctrl+Shift+1	Apply Number format
Ctrl+Shift+2	Apply Time format
Ctrl+Shift+3	Apply Date format
Ctrl+Shift+4	Apply Currency format
Ctrl+Shift+5	Apply percentage format
Ctrl+Shift+6	Apply Exponential number format
Ctrl+Shift+7	Apply an outline border to selection
Ctrl+Shift+8	Select Box
Ctrl+Shift+9	Display hidden rows in selection
Ctrl+Shift+0	Display hidden columns in selection
Ctrl+Shift+[	Go to All the Precedents
Ctrl+Shift+]	Go to All the Dependents
Ctrl+Shift+\	In a selected column, select the cells that don't match the value in the active cell.
Ctrl+Shift+.	Copies the cell to theleft (similar to Ctrl+D)
Ctrl+Shift+,	Fill as Above
Ctrl+Shift+'	Fill as Above and let it edit
Ctrl+Shift+/
Ctrl+Shift+`
Ctrl+Shift+-	Remove outline border from selection
Ctrl+Shift+:	Insert the current time
Ctrl+Shift+=	Insert Cee/Row Funcion- Similar to Insert>Cell Menu

Ctrl+Shift+Alphabet Excel Keyboard Shortcuts

Short Cut	Name
Ctrl+Shift+A
Ctrl+Shift+B
Ctrl+Shift+C
Ctrl+Shift+D
Ctrl+Shift+E
Ctrl+Shift+F	Short Cut to Fonts
Ctrl+Shift+G
Ctrl+Shift+H
Ctrl+Shift+I
Ctrl+Shift+J
Ctrl+Shift+K
Ctrl+Shift+L
Ctrl+Shift+M
Ctrl+Shift+N
Ctrl+Shift+O	Select all cells that contain a comment
Ctrl+Shift+P	Shortcut to Font Size
Ctrl+Shift+Q
Ctrl+Shift+R
Ctrl+Shift+S
Ctrl+Shift+T
Ctrl+Shift+U
Ctrl+Shift+V
Ctrl+Shift+W
Ctrl+Shift+X
Ctrl+Shift+Y
Ctrl+Shift+Z

Ctrl+Numerical Excel Keyboard Shortcuts

Short Cut	Name
Ctrl+1	Open the Format Cells dialog box
Ctrl+2	Bold
Ctrl+3	Italics
Ctrl+4	Underline
Ctrl+5	Strike through the selection
Ctrl+6	Display Place Holders for Objects
Ctrl+7	Show /Hide Standard Tool Bar
Ctrl+8	Show Outline Symbols
Ctrl+9	Hide selected rows
Ctrl+0	Hide selected columns
Ctrl+.	Blank
Ctrl+,	Blank
Ctrl+'	Deletes the contents of the cell and prepares the same for Editing
Ctrl+/	Select the array containing the active cell.
Ctrl+`	Show Formula
Ctrl+-	Delete Cell/Row Similar to Edit>Delete
Ctrl+;	Insert the current date
Ctrl+=	Blank
Ctrl+[	Select cells that a selected formula directly references
Ctrl+]	Select formulas that directly reference the active cell
Ctrl+\	In a selected row, select the cells that don't match the value in the active cell.

Ctrl+Alphabet Excel Keyboard Shortcuts

Short Cut	Name
Ctrl+A	Select All
Ctrl+B	Bold Selection
Ctrl+C	Copy the selected text or objects to the Clipboard
Ctrl+D	Fill data down through selected cells
Ctrl+E	Blank
Ctrl+F	Open the Find tab of the Find And Replace dialog box
Ctrl+G	Open GoTo
Ctrl+H	Open the Replace tab of the Find And Replace dialog box
Ctrl+I	Italicize the selection
Ctrl+J	Blank
Ctrl+K	Insert a hyperlink
Ctrl+L	Create List
Ctrl+M	Blank
Ctrl+N	Create a new workbook
Ctrl+O	Open a workbook
Ctrl+P	Print a workbook
Ctrl+Q	Blank
Ctrl+R	Fill data through selected cells to the right
Ctrl+S	Save a workbook
Ctrl+T	Blank
Ctrl+U	Underline the selection
Ctrl+V	Paste the contents of the Clipboard
Ctrl+W	Close a workbook
Ctrl+X	Cut the selected text or objects to the Clipboard
Ctrl+Y	Repeat last action
Ctrl+Z	Undo last edit

Newtons Laws applied to IT Industry

Source: Digit

I) Newton’s Law Of Motion: Every body continues its state of rest or uniform motion unless it is acted by external unbalanced force.

• (In IT Industry) Every Software Engineer continues chatting or forwarding mails or sending posts on humor unless he is assigned work by his manager.

II) Newton’s Law: The rate of change of velocity of a body is directly proportional to the
applied force & takes place in the same direction in which force is applied

• (In our IT Industry) The rate of changes made in the software are directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the faster rate as deadline approaches.

III) Newton’s Law: For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.

• (In our IT Industry) For every virus, there exist an equally powerful antivirus, & after release of that antivirus some more destructive virus comes into existence.

IV) Law of Conservation of Energy: Energy can neither be created nor be destroyed. It can be converted from one form to another.The total amount of energy in the universe always remains constant.

• (In IT Industry) Bug can neither be inserted nor be removed from software. It can only be converted from one form to another.The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant.

A View from my class room

Early morning, the sun has not risen


there's a cat, a canteen a view


some leaves

At the Restaurant - Noodle House

This is from Noodle House, near Satyam theater, Royapeth, Chennai. It is a Chinese Restaurant, the place looks long and the seats are compartmentalized. Food is good same goes for the crowd. Prices are also not very expensive. Service is however can be improved.